Alamosa
Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
Persons may not urinate in public.

Arvada
Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.

Aspen
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.

Boulder
It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
Couches may not be placed on outside porches.

Colorado Springs
It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.

Cripple Creek
It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

Denver
The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park andalong a public road running through said park.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.

Durango
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes“unbecoming” on one’s sex.

Fountain
It is illegal to have a broken down car on private property or public right-of-ways
It is illegal to have weeds in your yard

Logan County
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

Louisville
Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.

Pueblo
It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the citylimits.

Sterling
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.

Vail
It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.
No one may keep junk close to someone else.

Westminster
Do not allow somebody to park less than 2 feet from you, or you will have to pay a fine.
Don’t get lost between 9pm-4am, or allow somebody else to get lost while ‘operating’ your car because it is against the law
Do not send a work crew in more than 1 vehicle in anyresidential district of the city because it is against the law