Derby
It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building.
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
Persons may not “screech” their tires while driving.
Riding an animal down any road is against the law.
 
Dodge City
It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.

Lawrence
All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
No one may wear a bee in their hat.

Overland Park
One may not picket a funeral.
 
Russell
Musical car horns are banned.

Salina
It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.

Topeka
It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.
Many cities have laws to force citizens to keep their yards in decent shape.
No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
Spitting on sidewalks is expressing forbidden.
 
Topeka
Snowball fights are illegal.
Dead chickens may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue.
The ‘Wild West’ is long gone it seems, for driving your herd of cattle through this town is now outlawed.
No matter how nice it may be, a pet Pit Bull is not allowed within the city limits.
No one may scream at a haunted house.
The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
 
Wellington
Residents are now limited to no more than four cats per household
 
Wichita
One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.
Don’t get carried away in the city parks.
One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport.
Hopefully everyone in the city has a trash can, because dumping their waste in a city pool is against the law.
Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.
Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined.