Ada
If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

Bartlesville
If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog’s disposal.
No person may own more than two adult cats.
It is illegal to cause “annoying vibrations” in the citylimits.
Persons may not play catch on any city street.
 
Clinton
Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
Molesting an automobile is illegal.

Hawthahorne
It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in adisplay window.

Moore
It is illegal to drive with a trailer hitch on your vehicle.
 
Oklahoma City
The mayor may not go on strike.
While it is legal to serve alcohol in a pool hall, all intoxicated persons must leave the premises.
One may not tip over a casket at a funeral.
It is illegal to own a stink bomb.
No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

Schulter
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

Tulsa
You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

Wynona
One’s mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

Yukon
It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.