Carlisle
In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block.

Connellsville
One’s pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.

Danville
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

Millville
The sale of alcohol is prohibited.
One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets.

Morrisville
It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.

Newtown
Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents.

Pittsburgh
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.
It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto atrolley car.

Ridley Park
You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.

Tarentum
Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.