Seattle
You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
One may not spit on a bus.
Women who sit on men’s laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.
No one may set fire to another person’s property without prior permission.
It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a busbecause the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers.

Spokane
No one may kneel on a pedestrian skywalk.
Spitting on city buses is outlawed.
Persons may not wear a life jacket near the Spokane River.
TV’s may not be bought on Sundays.

Spokane County
Strippers may not come closer than four feet to any customer.
 
Waldron Island
No structure shall contain more than two toilets that use potable water for flushing.
 
Walla Walla
It is illegal to give noxious substances to a bird in anycity park.
 
Wilbur
You may not ride an ugly horse.