Hudson
No one may sit on another’s parked vehicle without expressed consent of the owner.

Kenosha
No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.

La Crosse
It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip).
It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.
It is illegal to play checkers in public.
You cannot “worry a squirrel.

Milwaukee
An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.
It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention.
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.

Racine
Missiles may not be shot at parade participants.
It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.

Sheboygan
Only police officers may shoot birds in the city.
No person may water his lawn in such a way as toannoy his or her neighbor.
It is illegal to swim in the Fountain Park fountain.
St. Croix
Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.

Sun Prairie
Nuclear weapons may not be manufactured in the city limits.
Persons may not ride a bicycle with their hands off the handlebars.
Cats are forbidden from entering cemeteries.

Brookfield
Tattooing is illegal unless it is done for medicalpurposes.
It is unlawful for one to allow another to use the first person’s telephone in order to make prank phone calls.
 
Hudson
Screens are required on all windows from May 1 to October 1.
You are not allowed to put litter into someone else’strash receptacle without express permission.