Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk.
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

City Laws in Nebraska
Lehigh
Doughnut holes may not be sold.

Omaha
Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

Waterloo
Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.