Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other thanmissionary.

There is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.

You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.
 
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
 
You may not have oral or anal sex.
 
Police radar detectors are illegal.
 
Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.

Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

It is illegal to tickle women.

No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.