Have u ever wondered what hot alt model former it-girl Agyness Deyn sounds like? Alt baguettes always have the weirdest voices. It sounds like Agyness sounds like a filthy Scottsman, or something, like Sean Connery. Next time I pleasure myself while thinking of her, I will think of her swearing in her heavy accent. She sorta has an androgynous vibe anyways, so it wouldn't he a stretch to think abt making love to a very pretty man.

She did some sort of sponsored content for Dr. Marten's. She talks abt breaking up being hard. U have to assume this is abt Strokes guitarist Albert Hammond Jr, bc that is her most high profile alt relationship. I miss the days of Green Aggs and Hammy.

Remember Doc Martens? I think they were moderately alt for a while in grungey way, but then they eventually went lamestream as tweens were all abt the yellow stitching on the Dr. Marten sandal.

 Aggieness also took some deep photos where she is making out with a dude in her DOC MARTENS. I guess they still think she is 'famous'.

Do u think she is 'hot' or just alt gimmicky?